Candide The Gangsta

Nay, nay, nay Candide, I´m disappointed. I thought I could trust you but you had to flush my trust down the toilet and kill all of those three men. Who could have thought that a boy (or manly man, I should say) out of the blue would kill Cúnegonde´s brother? Not me, not me.

HOW DARE YOU KILL TWO PRIESTS. That is unholy, illegal, forbidden. Do you not understand? Have you got something with the church going on? If you have, say it to my face, c´mon.

Candide is not a predictable character. Honestly, I like that. The thing with predictable is that you always know what they are going to do. At first, I thought he was just an ignorant kid who did not know much about life, or pretty much anything. Then he became part of the Bulgars (WOAH BADA** OVER HERE) and then became a self-hero. Then became Captain Candide. What does that boy have going on? Its always him who gets ¨saved by the bell¨ or ends up alive. And even after all of these acts of bravery, he still manages to be naive as he is.

Then he dies. LOL, JK. But seriously, next time, I hope his toilet doesn´t flush.